February is like a long road trip – it feels like it will never end.
February: the month when we realize that our New Year’s resolutions were just a cruel joke.
February is the month of love… and also the month when you realize you’re still single.
February: the month when you start googling warm vacation destinations.
February: the perfect time to make hot chocolate and pretend to work.
February is like a Monday that lasts for 28 days.
February: the month when winter is clinging to your car like a bad breakup.
February: the month when you can’t decide if you should wear gloves or flip flops.
February: the month when you start counting the days until summer vacation.
February: the month when your credit card bill from December finally arrives.
February: the month when you realize you actually enjoy shoveling snow… into your neighbor’s yard.
February: the month when you find out that Groundhog Day might actually be the most accurate weather forecast.
February: the month when you debate if it’s socially acceptable to start wearing your Halloween costume again.
February: the month when you make plans for Valentine’s Day and end up watching Netflix alone.
February: the month when you think about getting a gym membership and then remember you hate working out.
February: the month when you start questioning if Punxsutawney Phil is just a really convincing animatronic.
February: the month when you realize your Christmas tree is still up and decide to just call it a decorative tree.
February is like the leftover food in the fridge – it’s not as appealing as it was a few weeks ago, but you’re still hungry.
February: the month when you wish you were a bear so you could just hibernate until spring.
February: the month when you’re convinced that wearing 10 layers of clothing is the new fashion trend.
February: the month when you start asking yourself, ‘Is it summer yet?’
February: the month when you realize your winter coat is your most loyal relationship.
February: the month when you wish you had a personal assistant to brave the cold and run your errands for you.
February: the month when you wonder if the Groundhog Day movie was just a documentary about your life.
February: the month when you pour hot coffee on your hand and wonder why you didn’t learn your lesson from last winter.
February: the month when you realize you’re actually a pretty good singer… in the shower.
February: the month when you decide to skip the gym and just do a few extra laps around the grocery store.
February: the month when you start reminiscing about your childhood snow days and realize how much you took them for granted.
February: the month when you discover that Starbucks makes a secret menu item called the ‘Cheer Up, It’s Still Winter’ Frappuccino.
February: the month when you debate if it’s socially acceptable to wear a Snuggie to work.
February: the month when you wish your car had a heated steering wheel… and a mini hot tub.
February: the month when you contemplate moving to a tropical island and becoming a professional beach bum.
February: the month when you become an expert at dodging icy patches on the sidewalk.
February: the month when you start using the excuse ‘it’s just too cold to go outside’ for everything.
February: the month when you realize you haven’t seen your toes in weeks.
February: the month when you try to convince yourself that eating three boxes of Valentine’s chocolates is a form of self-care.
February: the month when you wonder if wearing socks with sandals could be the next big fashion trend.
February: the month when you realize your winter body has turned into a winter hibernation body.
February: the month when you start googling if it’s scientifically possible to die of boredom.
February: the month when you contemplate writing a strongly-worded letter to Punxsutawney Phil.
February: the month when you become best friends with your electric blanket.
February: the month when the only thing you’re willing to commit to is your nightly binge-watching routine.
February: the month when you realize your favorite outdoor activities are better enjoyed from the warmth of your couch.
February: the month when you discover that winter isn’t so bad… as long as you have a fireplace and unlimited hot cocoa.
February: the month when you start plotting revenge against the groundhog who condemned us to six more weeks of winter.
February: the month when drying your hair feels like a personal feat of strength.
February: the month when you question whether you’ll ever feel warmth again.
February: the month when you begin to wonder if your car will ever defrost.
February: the month when you start a countdown to March 1st and pretend it’s the finish line of a marathon.
February: the month when you realize that spring is just a few weeks away… or at least that’s what you tell yourself to survive.
