A list of puns related to "Moray"
Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
It's a social moray purplechoke.wordpress.com…
When you're down, by the sea, and an eel bites your knee...
That's a moray.
What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.
That's a moray.
What kind of eel likes Italian food?
That's a moray
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand,And that's not what you planned,That's a moray.
When our habits are strange,And our customs deranged,That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw,And the bales total four,That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wifeBecomes stabbed with a knife,That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knightUses his sword in a fight,That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to grazeIn a damp marshy place,That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fineAnd you tie up her line,That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last testsLike you did all the rest,That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you seeAn aborigine,That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland hasA space gun with pizzazz,That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham,With the name Amsterdam,That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham,Is so full and so crammed,That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough,Of this dumb rhyming stuff,That's "No more!", eh?
When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray
What is a seafood an Italian would love to have?
A moray
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?
That's a moray.
🎶 Wheen it rips out your eye, and you bleed ‘till you die
- that’s a Moray !
When you're just swimming by, and an eel bites your thigh, that's
a moray.
(I sang this to my kids when they were young.)
(They're in their 20s now, which I consider young.)
What does Dean Martin say when he sees an eel?
That's a Moray
What did the Italian diver say when he saw the big eel?
"That's a Moray!"(Say it out loud)
My deep secret is that I'm a were-eel.
Most people don't understand what that means at first. But as my kids say:
"When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, dad's a moray."
When you're out in the deep,
And something bites your feet, that's a Moray.
What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?
A hikiko-moray.
An American and an Italian are in an aquarium.
The American says, "hey, what kind of eel is that?". The Italian replies, "that's a moray".
My brother foolishly challenged me to a pun battle.
The theme was fish/ocean related things. We passed around the usual "reel-y" and "shore you will" jokes until, in his words, I dropped the A-bomb of fish jokes.
Me: Do you know why fish swim in schools instead of churches?
Brother: Why?
Me: Because fish are like, "Ick- theology."
My brother then stood up and left the room for five minutes. When he came back...
Brother: You're a monster.
Me: Nah, I'm just moray eel-y corrupt.
I got my wife at the aquarium today
Her pointing to a Moray: "What's that"Me: "That's amore"
She was cracking up
Read this in my "speech and diction" book this morning: "Never touch a sleeping sea snake"
"You'll feel eel at ease"
Got some customers at work today
I work as a photographer at reasonably popular tourist spot, and over the Easter weekend we're all wearing bunny ears.A family came in:The Dad: "Mate you've got something on your head!"Me: Nah, that's just my hare (MFW)
Blank looks from the rest of the family, but their dad appreciated it.
When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand
that's a moray.
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...
That's a moray!
When you're swimming in the sea and an eel bites your knee
That's a moray.
You know what kind of eel that eats your eye, like a great pizza pie?
That's a Moray
What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
"That's a moray."
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee...
...that's a Moray
What’s Dean Martin’s favorite Eel?
That’s a Moray!
My dad joke of the day
Q: What did the Italian scuba diver say when he saw the big eel?
A: That's a moray!(Say it out loud)
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